Dick Wrappers and Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs

I know that on a blog, a person isn't supposed to just bitch about life, but then again, what is the Internet for? Learning? Psh, teachers always told us that facts on the Internet weren't true. Whatever, because I had no idea where I was going with that.

What's kickin', angels?

I like to call you angels because I always feel flattered if someone calls me that, so I thought I'd compliment you as well. I know it's been a long time since I've said anything, but that's because I lead a very boring and utterly pointless life with lots of things going on that leave little time for Internet journal entry thing-ma-jigs. I apologize.

It was the first day of school after spring break wrapped up its sun-shiny fun. What a shame. I hate school when you've had a two week break of freedoms and relaxation and then high school wants you back like a needy ass ex boyfriend. Not like that's ever happened to me but it seemed like a good analogy. Maybe I'm wrong.

Something about when I woke up this morning told me I was going to have a rough day. Maybe it was the fact that I still can't find my curling wand. Or maybe it's because my stomach felt like it was being tickled from the inside and I couldn't make it stop. Maybe it was the fact that my alarm clock wasn't set to the right time so I was up early. Any of those annoying omens could have foretold my day.

After being on a cruise, a nice shower is something to praise Jesus for. Believe me.

Can someone remind me to start using my body lotion again because this Indiana weather reeks havoc on my skin? It's awful. I have to exfoliate the flaky skin every ten seconds because the bitter cold kills my body slowly. Living with Raynauds everyone. It's a joy.

I didn't even wear much makeup today, but my contacts put up a fight as usual and made me feel like a drunken squirrel until I put a new one in my left eye. Stupid astigmatism always switching things up. I have so many problems. I just realized that.

On the bright side, I got to school mildly early and my breakfast, courtesy of ma mère, was quite good.

It was two pieces of cinnamon raisin gluten free bread with strawberry cream cheese in the middle, with half an orange vitamin water and a banana on the side.

Good news in anatomy. My vocab quiz was postponed until tomorrow. Hallelujah!

History is slowly killing me. The stupidity of the people surrounding me, along with the amount of dumb paper we receive is literally making me want to drive a screwdriver through my eyeball. It's not fun.

I was told today that a friend of mine who recently started having sex, that her boyfriend left condom wrappers on the coffee table in his basement and his parents found them. Slow clap for the novices. Who is that careless? Seriously. Have the decency to toss the wrappers away. It's not like a snicker bar wrapper that is harmlessly lying there. You wrap it before you tap it, you throw the evidence away! No one wants dick wrappers staring them in the face when they want to to watch tv the next morning. It's just common courtesy.

Moving on from rubbers, my lunch was good.

Most awkward transition ever.

Anyway, I had some leftover honey baked ham from Easter Sunday, two Babybel cheeses, seed crackers, some fruit salad, and a Reese's peanut butter egg. Talk about living the high life!

I accidentally hit Anthony today while I had my head on his chest. I didn't know his chin was in my way and when is at up, I made him bite his lip. It was bleeding. I felt really bad. I don't like to hurt him, especially after he got his prom ticket to go with me. I'm a horrible person having a bad day.

I was hyper in French class as usual but as usual some more, my stomach hurt a little and when Anthony poked me, I screeched like a chihuahua. We have to do another dialogue. I'm hoping ours will be funny. I'm always too much of a try-hard to be funny but I can't pretend to be something I'm not. Cool.

I got a 99% on my pre-calculus test! I thought I failed and I did well! It's always the opposite of what you think when it comes to math. I was happy. That made my day a little better.

My English teacher passed out Fahrenheit 451 today in class for us to read. I'm kind of excited. It seems like an interesting concept. I'll start it soon. I had a lot of other homework I was supposed to do today so I kind of...left it in my locker to chill with my many water bottles.

I play fought with Anthony in the hallway after school. He told Mr. Crabill that I was whipped to him, which is the truth. I don't mind being whipped sometimes if it means avoiding his stubbornness. It's better to be the nice one. I'm mean to everyone else. I have to be generous and loving with someone, right?

Speaking of loving, a certain someone came home with me for awhile and we had a little fun. I won't divulge details but we missed each other so we couldn't resist. Too much passion would be my only excuse. I love him, what more can I say?

I made chicken pot pies, gluten-free of course, for dinner. They were quite tasty, as most pot pies are. I gnawed on my chocolate Easter bunny for awhile until it was time for me to get in my car and go to piano lessons. I hate driving all the way up there. I personally think it's a waste but my mother insists.

I would say my playing was mediocre, good if you consider that I haven't played for two weeks and literally played for a half hour before my lesson and that's it. It's a wonder I make any progress.

He gave me more peanut butter eggs though so I'll be in heaven eating them for a little while longer.

You know what I have a new obsessions with? Milkshakes. Try one sometime. They're so good when you haven't had one in a long time.

I came home and didn't do half my homework. Yay me. My mother yelled at me for not knowing how to handle the prom arrangements by myself and I brushed it off because how the hell am I supposed to know? I've never been before. It's not instinctual like a bird building a nest for god's sake.

Now I'm in bed, with multiple candles glowing the background and my bed cold because I spilled a glass of water on my power strip and I had to unplug everything and then use the actual outlet for my clock. Serves me right I guess. I was having a bad day, after all. Gotta go all out.

I found my lunchbox though, after a day of worrying about its whereabouts.

Cheers to that...but not near my electronic cords please.

I guess I'll go to sleep. I have a busy day tomorrow. Cross your fingers that you'll hear about it.

Quote of the day: "I'm getting impatient!"

You know you love me, so don't even try to deny it.
-Kiki